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morgrana: when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:30:31 -0400

morgrana:

when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:26:44 -0400

crashwasplayingbadeverything: stephthebrave: You don’t even...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:26:23 -0400

crashwasplayingbadeverything:

stephthebrave:

You don’t even need to ask what show this relates to.

God I didn’t even realize until I read the caption that it didn’t say.

ambiguous-ash: merrymishas: engage-with-zorp: I majored in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:30:31 -0400

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

Random fact of the day

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:15:04 -0400

drinkmasturbatecry:

fluffmugger:

“Blood is thicker than water”, when used in the context of family over friends, is in fact a wildly incorrect bastardisation.

The true, full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb,” and refers to relationships forged by choice holding deeper meaning than those of mere biology.

tarrubarru: pharaoh-doll: windona: bananasliketoparty: the-do...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:30:30 -0400

tarrubarru:

pharaoh-doll:

windona:

bananasliketoparty:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

deathcomes4u:

recreationalcannibalism:

wtfhistory:

daivialesley:

hatewizard:

laprus:

im setting myself on fire goodbye

I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth

TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH

I’m sorry.

I couldn’t hear you.

Over all the voices of amazing women.

Throughout history.

Who could have

kicked

your

ignorant

ass.

Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.

No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.

Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.

my favorite part is at the end. obviously your completely truthful when you say “i am not sexist, anti-feminine, or whetever but this is brilliant”

just somethings that women invented:

stove

dishwashers

globes

life rafts

fire escape

car heaters

medical syringes

windshield wipers

fridge

water heater

chocolate chip cookies

disposable cell phones

Bulletproof vests

We wouldn’t know what we do about radiation without Marie Curie. Oh and what about Roseline Franklin, who figured out what DNA looked like?

And guess who took on the empty jobs when all the men were in the army in WW2?

Arg, posts like this.

Also Re: “never forced to die in a war”, Libya, Benin, Chad, Malaysia, Tunisia, Cuba, Eritrea, Taiwan, and Israel’s mandatory military services would like to have a word with you.

I’m going to go point by point here:

Joan of Arc led an army 600 YEARS AGO what do you mean women have never fought in wars? COUNTLESS women have been killed in battle. HOW DARE YOU disregard their courage and their sacrifice. And let’s not forget all the women who contributed to war efforts before they were allowed to fight by working in factories, nursing, spying, and making sure the industries back home didn’t die completely.

“Women have never lead a nation”? Yeah, everyone from Margaret Thatcher to Ruth Dreifuss would like to have a word with you about that. The Chancellor of Germany (generally considered one of the most powerful people in Europe and in the world) is a woman. The Presidents of Liberia, Argentina, Lithuania, Costa Rica, Brazil, Kosovo, Malawi, and South Korea are women, as are the Prime Ministers of Bangladesh, Iceland, Trinidad and Tobago, Australia, Slovakia, Thailand, Denmark, and Jamaica. The US Secretary of State, the President of the Indian National Congress Party, the General Secretary of the Burmese National League for Democracy, and the monarchs of England and Jordan are women.

Facebook’s COO, the CEOs of Pepsi, Kraft, Xerox, IBM, Yahoo, WellPoint, Avon, the President of the Council of Fashion Designers of America, and the co-chairman of Sony Pictures Entertainment are women, just to name a few. There are now a million more female college graduates in America than there are male college grads. So no, I would not say that women are incapable of succeeding at their jobs. I think we can all agree that idiots like you are the reason women get paid less than their male counterparts.

RE the voting thing and the thing about women not being able to make difficult decisions: The ghosts of Susan B. Anthony, Amelia Bloomer, Emily Davison, Harriet Tubman, Sojourner Truth, Mary Richardson, Emmeline Pankhurst, Frances Ellen Watkins, Maria W. Stewart, Christabel Pankhurst, Lucy Stone, and all the other suffragettes and abolitionists who fought for their rights despite how radical and dangerous it was are coming to haunt you.

The things about wimpy support groups and physical beauty make so little sense that I don’t even know what to say in response

A further list of things invented by women:

Toilet paper holder

Submarine lamp and telescope

Ironing board

Home solar heating system

Gas heating furnace

Foldaway bed

Disposable diaper

Cobol (first computer language)

Circular saw

Rolling pin

Kevlar

Electric hot water heater

Elevated railway

Engine muffler

You conveniently forgot to mention literature, but let me just remind everyone that the 5th, 6th, 12th, 14th, 16th, 17th, 18th, and 21st best-selling books of all time were written by women. The 1st, 2nd and 6th best-selling authors of 2012 are women, while the 3rd best-selling book of 2011 was written by a woman…do I really need to continue?

Women have not contributed to science or mathematics or the building blocks of modern society? Tell that to the 43 female Nobel Prize winners. Tell that to Emilie du Chatelet, Caroline Herschel, Mary Anning, Mary Somerville, Maria Mitchell, Lise Meitner, Irène Curie-Joliot, Barbara McClintock, Dorothy Hodgkin, Marie Curie, Rosalind Franklin, any of the people mentioned in the previous comments, or any of the other women who made significant scientific or mathematical advances despite being oppressed by people like you. Oh, and RE the philosophy, here’s a list of people who prove you wrong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_philosophers.

And women did all that in a society ruled by thinking like yours. While bearing your children and wearing corsets.

I never claimed we were superior, but don’t you dare tell me we are not EQUAL.

elenafishers: whittacker: avengersandcats: its really hard to...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:36:03 -0400

elenafishers:

whittacker:

avengersandcats:

its really hard to make a lego’s death dramatic

is boromir holding a banana

the greatest video game ever made

yyanthe: nineprotons: ask-a-den: pocketostars: taeyeon-9muses...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:30:31 -0400

yyanthe:

nineprotons:

ask-a-den:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

BUTT PANCAKES. Your argument is invalid.

Reblogging this for Yyanthe and Belimai

OMG OMG BEL LET’S MAKE BUTT PANCAKES!!!

catsnorfle: Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things. (All...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:30:29 -0400

catsnorfle:

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)

comedycentral: John Oliver kicked off his guest-hosting stint...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:30:31 -0400

comedycentral:

John Oliver kicked off his guest-hosting stint on The Daily Show last night, and his fellow correspondents were there to offer plenty of encouraging words.

Click here to watch.

And here’s the aforementioned Buzzfeed post.

my-nerdiverse: fishsticks-not-dicks: threeyearsonemonthandfived...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:30:41 -0400

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

thefrogman: This Fish Wants to be in All Your Pictures...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:44:46 -0400

thefrogman:

This Fish Wants to be in All Your Pictures [buzzfeed]

my mom just said that hannibal heyes and kid curry are the winchesters of her generation

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 13:54:57 -0400

my mom just said that hannibal heyes and kid curry are the winchesters of her generation

How to block Sponsored Posts on your Dashboard

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 13:23:24 -0400

ookiepigster:

Tumblr has recently introduced Sponsored Posts. These posts can come from anyone, regardless of whether or not you follow them, and are primarily for advertising. If you want to block them, simply install Tumblr Savior and blacklist “sponsored_badge_icon” (without the quotes).

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:14:19 -0400

sageoflogic: doctorwho: A bunch of Whovians have a Kickstarter...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:37:07 -0400

sageoflogic:

doctorwho:

A bunch of Whovians have a Kickstarter project to put a TARDIS into orbit.

From their Kickstarter page:

We’re sending a TARDIS into space!
November 23, 2013 is the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, and we’re extremely excited. So excited, in fact, that we almost don’t know what to do… almost. Actually, we know exactly what to do: We’ve built a replica TARDIS and we’re sending it into orbit. Yes, really! We’re not talking about sticking a little, plastic TARDIS on top of a model rocket and shooting it really high into the sky (although that would be wicked cool). And we’re not going to tie a TARDIS to a weather balloon (which, by the way would also be pretty flippin’ awesome). No, we’re putting a TARDIS into the payload bay of a real, actual, honest-to-goodness, rocket, and launching it into a Low Earth Orbit.

Low Earth Orbit is where satellites need to be to actually “orbit” the Earth, not just fall back down. So, we’re talking about sending this thing, really, really, high… space high. The international space station is in Low Earth Orbit. Seriously. The guys on the International Space Station will be able to look out their windows and say: “Check out that police call box floating by.”

OMFG amazing.

ladyoflate: thetorontokid: fantastic-nonsense: stewardssons: ...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:30:36 -0400

ladyoflate:

thetorontokid:

fantastic-nonsense:

stewardssons:

this could have been way longer thats all im saying

BLESS THIS POST

if you don’t like boromir i don’t like you

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Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:12:29 -0400

derekhoechlinski: Derek Hale’s ass appreciation

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:09:52 -0400

derekhoechlinski:

Derek Hale’s ass appreciation

morgan leigh.: are u sad don't be sad: a happy things masterpost

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 00:30:36 -0400

morgan leigh.: are u sad don't be sad: a happy things masterpost:

saezutte:

i haven’t been feeling great motivation- and self esteem-wise these past few days and so i decided to compile a list of things that make me feel better and then i thought maybe some of you could use it too so here even tho you’ve probably heard of most of this

this…