when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im gonna throw up
MOM: You know, you could marry your cousin, he’s rather nice.
ME: MOM! That is creepy and weird!
MOM: No, I looked it up! It’s legal in the UK! In the US though it depends on the state.
ME: -_-
This was on my FB this morning
The Purity Myth
